Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
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