No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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