i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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