she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
