whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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