You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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