Fuck appropriateness.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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