So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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