Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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