I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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