so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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