Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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