Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Randomize
