Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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