How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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