I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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