so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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