I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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