i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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