And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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