But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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