yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
only if we run a train.
done.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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