I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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