My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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