You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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