So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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