great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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