hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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