Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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