Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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