Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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