so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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