he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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