What a fucking waste of an outfit
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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