marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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