OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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