Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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