Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I supernannyed him into submission
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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