problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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