I just made out with a guy for $7.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
