yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
honey bunches of taint.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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