idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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