sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
My life is pants optional.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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