scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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