He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My life is pants optional.
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