3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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