Hey man sorry I got all grabby
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Randomize
