i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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