Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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