Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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