I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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