that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
So apparently I’m into choking now
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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