so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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