he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Randomize
